IMMORTALIZING THIS STUPID SHIT
Crabdad goes to a bar a fanfiction by rory
ONE DAY CRABDAD WAS LIKE “FUCK THIS SHIT” WHILE FLIPPING A TABLE OVER.
HIS STUPID WORTHLESS BY SOMEHOW GETS ALL THE LADIES ( AND EGBERTS ) SON CAME DOWNSTAIRS
“WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING YOU CLAWDADDY ASSHOLE?!” KARKAT SCREAMED
“SHUT UP AND GET IN THE CAR WE’RE GOING TO A BAR” CRABDAD SAID WHILE PUTTING KARKAT IN THE “CAR” ( IT WAS REALLY HIS BACK BUT NO ONE MUST KNOW )
THEY WENT IN THE BAR AND CRABDAD DRANKED EVERYTHING WHILE KARKAT ATE THE PEANUTS IN THE CORNER
THE BAR WENT BROKE THAT NIGHT.
IT WAS THE BEST BUSINESS IN THEIR MISERY TROLL LIVES.
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